This weekend I am going out of town for a fun-filled “Girl’s Weekend” with Lisa M. and Lisa P. We rented a beach house in Manzanita so we can drink, relax, drink, hang out, drink, go shopping, and then drink some more. It’s gonna be great! (And I could really use it right about now.) Tonight I have to pick up some groceries, do some laundry and pack my bags because we are leaving as soon as the Lisas get off work.
Also in preparing to “abandon” my husband (as he likes to say), I have to make a list of things he needs to do while I am away. I thought I would share that with all of you, ’cause you know how I love lists!
- Feed the dogs: 6am & 6pm.
- Make sure there is water in all the water dishes.
- Change the water in the fish bowls. I already set out the new water and added the drops.
- Change your clothes…DAILY!
- Get a hair cut.
- Make sure you eat. (I stocked the fridge, so you have no excuses!)
- …and put the dishes in the dishwasher when you are done.
- If you make a mess when the boys are over, clean it up.
- Don’t go and see any movies you know I want to see.
- Make the bed….just because I am not here is no reason to leave things all disheveled. Besides, you have to make the bed to keep the kitties off the pillows. (I hate cat hair on my pillows/sheets)
- Plug in the pumpkin lights in the front window when it gets dark.
- Unplug the lights when you go to bed.
- I think this is implied, but just in case….NO HOOKERS!!
And it’s a working list, so it may change as I come up with more things!
Oh Sim…I’m sorry. I should have warned you about our Carrie and her lists before you started dating. 😉 Just kidding, it’s one of the reasons we love you, Carrie! We’ll be down this weekend though, so I’m sure he and Barney will hang out, and I can spy for you and make sure he’s staying on task. 😉
Have fun drinkin! 😛