Things that annoy me:

• Leaving the toilet seat cover on the toilet seat after you have obviously used it. They are not reusable people!!
• Filling the paper towel dispenser so full that I cannot actually get a paper towel out of it, only small fragments.
• Telling me I have a phone call when I am clearly doing something else and negating the entire purpose of voicemail.

Things that amuse me:

• Telling me a story that makes me almost spit broccoli all over my desk.
• Calling my husband a pickle.
• Accepting my challenge to see who can find the name for “@” first. (It’s a “commercial at” by the way.)
• And not thinking I am a total geek as you do it.