“Oh! Pardon my nipples.”
“Don’t worry, those are functional now.”
“I can’t believe no one picked my ‘pile of pillows.'”
“You mean I have to say ‘erection’ five more times?”
“Just wait until he gets really mad. He turns purple.”
“Ahhhhh. Shwetty balls. Good times.”
(Phil & Chelle, feel free to let me know if I left anything out!)
I think you have it…
And I think I have a piloerection…and I’m short on pillows…damn!
Ah yes, Keith Schwetty and his Schwetty balls. They’re saltier than I expected.