This is an actual comment I read on a site in response to a comment posted by “Blackninja.” I thought it was hilarious and I wanted to share:
“Blackninja should not be so intolerant, seeing as he is both black and (more importantly) a ninja. How’d you like it if some dude walked up to you and started saying, ‘Ooh, you ninjas with your frickin’ throwing stars, get a life! Real men fight in the open! Go back to feudal Japan, you sword-swinging jackass!'”
All I have to say is that as a ninja, most of my time is spent flying, but sometimes I stab. That guy better be careful, lest he become the sometimes =)