…that no matter how old I am, 4/20
will always make me giggle. Ahh the simple things in life.
…that in light of the beautiful weather forecast I wore a skirt today. So help me if Andy Carson is wrong I am gonna freeze my ass off.
…that referring to certain sections of the office as “The Black Hole” and “The Sunshine Room” may sound appropriate now, but in the dead of summer I think “The Comfortable Cooler ” and “The Oven of Hell” are going to be more fitting.
…that today is Simeon’s first day to drive my new car unattended. He better realize I will notice if he has been doing unacceptable activities. Oh yeah, and I have the mileage memorized, mister!