“It doesn’t hurt in my ass and they dug in there!”

“I’ve had more people in my crotch this morning than most people have all day!”

“You just love so hard.”

“Oh you frightened me. I didn’t know who was touching me and why!”

“Carole, lets name Buddy “Mister Buddy”….oh that damn cat.”

“There are many things I would do if I had insurance!”

“I had my cervix cut off and I’m here!”

“Simeon! No poking Erin!”

“So….I see you are naked.”

“Sometimes you just need to be a lesbian.”

“God stir-ups are comfy.”

“Go to the Rack…get things for your rack!”

“You knew there were going to be questions! YOU KNEW!!”