“Ladies and gentlemen, TLC was just brought up over Christmas dinner!”

“Hey! I just high-fived you! Age ain’t nuthin’ but a number!”

“You know what’s funny? This isn’t the first time I have heard those two sing Shoop!”

“Screw the Mexi-Santa!”

“Awww! I put my arm in the mashed potatoes.”

“He said he would watch it if it was a gay ninja movie.”

“Pirates don’t have eye lasers!”

“Aaron didn’t finish all of his dinner…or Nick’s!”

“Mank.”
“Beef.”

“Thank God for being uncivilized!”

“Nick never wants the tittles to go away!”

“This cannot go well, so I am stopping there.”

“Eww! Is the end of that wet?!”

“Most of these quotes are my stupidity!”