How to amuse me:
Tell me you forgot your keys at work so you dig mine out of my purse. And take them ALL. Forgetting that we do not carpool on Fridays and I need my own keys to drive to work.
How to annoy me:
Don’t answer your cell phone when I am trying to call you to tell you to turn on the radio because they are playing that weird song you and your brother always sing together.
How to amuse me:
Blame the fact that you didn’t answer your phone on that fact that I simply didn’t call you. “Look! I don’t have any missed calls!” So it must not have actually happened. Obviously.
How to annoy me:
Forget my Starbucks drink order. Hello! There are only two options: grande vanilla chai or grande white chocolate mocha. I order the mocha when I need the caffeine for headaches. Like the one I have today.
How to amuse me:
Refer to me as “Mrs. Sim” because I only go to Starbucks once a day as opposed to the four (or five) times my husband does, so the employees there don’t know me by name.
Love the "I don’t have any missed calls" excuse. I’ve heard that one plenty of times.
ohhhh, bummer about the keys! But hey, see, the phone thing happens to you too! I DO call you and you say it doesn’t show any missed calls! 😉
eeek! sounds like a friday….i’m defnitely having one too. totally a day to start drinking at 10am. although it is nice that your husband can buy you coffee during the workday :). me, i’m trapped with gobs of teenagers! see you both on sunday!