“You can have our ham piles.”

“I’m already in the club. I don’t need to study.”

“We weren’t typing. We were trying to kill the spiders on our keyboards.”

“Did you get special Ass Wednesday powers?”

“I’ve had enough sausage.”
“Yeah. So have I. So. Have. I.”

“You know what I am giving up for Lent? Religion.”

“You have the right to arm bears.”

“Just because I am a teacher doesn’t mean I know the stuff.”

“You are the only guy I know who can make ‘Hi. How are you?’ perverted!”

“The ninja turtles handshake? Awesome!”

“Can you imagine if that’s how wars worked; with colored pencils and paper.”

“Is dat Harry Pott’r?”
“No.”
“Is dat Harry Pott’r?”
“No.”
“Is dat Harry Pott’r?”
“Yes. Yes, it is.”