“Humans should come with ramrods, just like rifles.”

“I’m pretty sure it’s the prostitution.”

“Nick had a pretty good day-he already got felt up by a girl.”
“…And it wasn’t Lindsay.”
“Had that been said by anyone other than her father it would be disturbing.”

“Lights are off: let’s get naked!”

“Get out the Crisco, grease Nick up, send him down the road.”

“I like you. You have nice…body parts.”

“Wanna carve a ‘tit’ pumpkin this year?”

“Sorry. I just have to tease a Megan. I don’t care which Megan.”