Proof that I have been spending too much time with the likes of Nick or Barney:
My response to overhearing a construction worker say, “I don’t care if I’m the catcher or the receiver: I’m great on both ends.” was to giggle to myself and wonder if he realizes what he just said….
I believe your giggle was warranted given the situation. He had to have known what he was saying, therefore, definitely a butt pirate. And I believe Nick and/or Barney would agree.